“Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization. Just because so many people watch the show doesn’t mean it’s good. So many people witness atrocities and can’t take their eyes away from them, but that doesn’t mean they’re good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete fucking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. Fuck those people. You can put that in the magazine: Fuck those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that—like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, “FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.”“
Is it just too hard for Adam Levine and other rich white dudes to have almost nothing to complain about? (Seriously, though, one of my college friends has a Ph.D in philosophy and just got a job teaching at a university and he is alwayyyss posting eye-roll-y facebook updates that are usually about how ~*dumb*~ the world is. Do you even live in the world, dudes. Do you stare at your shoes all day instead of seeing real problems that people who are not you are living. What is your life like that Honey Boo Boo is a big deal.)



